Manners to observe when dating
Rmember that whoever coined the phrase "common sense" was probably a genius, because I'm sure you've already observed, common sense isn't so common. Learn which utensil to use and when, so the cutlery stops intimidating you. EXCUSE YOURSELF FROM THE TABLE AND DO IT ELSEWHERE! If you're reaching the end of your rope because thw waiter botched your order for the nth time, breathe deep and calm down. No woman wants to date a lap dog who agrees with everything she says.Who she can walk all over and is just doing and saying whatever he thinks he needs to in order to be liked.
If there were something you could do to help it become a reality, you would do it right? Meet Modern Day Miss Prissy @ss, your new dating and etiquette coach. The ticket lady, te guard who opens the door, the bartender. A slap, a punch in the stomach, or a knee in his family jewels. The man or woman you're about to date is perfect. Calm down, millions have gone through what you're aboutto and have succeeded. Gives you a calling card and asks for yours in return. You both love the thrill of hearing the air-hockey puck zing into your opponent's goal. A word of caution: DON' T BE PIKON, and learn to let your date win a few matches if he or she is. Not just to the waiters and waitresses, but everyone. SEEING A MAN GUZZLE DOWN BEER AFTER BEER DOESN' T AROUSE. If he tries shoving his tongue into your mouth, hurt him. Preferably someone who's bigger than your date, and who looks mean enough to intimidate a rabid pitt bull. If you've only got girlfriends or sisters, call them up but have at least two of them come over. [DO NOT EXPECT] A night straight out of a romance novel. It's best we remain acquaintances." -The HARSH WAY- 1. " You say "I'm booked for the next two years." 2. " You say, "No, I just remembered I'm MARRIED/ENGAGED/GAY." 3.Part of being both charming and just a good human being is having the right set of manners. 1.) Never push someone into a pool or off the dock.2.) When going out to eat, always offer the seat that has the better view.